Character Bios

Name: George

Role: Being a Duck

George is a duck. He can normally be found in one of many ponds and prefers the taste of donuts over damp bread.
He has an odd ability to talk to cows as well as ducks and makes a living out of translating for ducks and cows.
In his spare time he is a ninja with the ability to hang from cellings. His ninja abilitys come from the stealthy ninja socks he stole from Stealth Badger

Name: Stealth Badger

Role: Ninja

Although he doesnt look like one on the outside Stealth Badger is a ninja in his heart. His stealthy powers oringinally came from his stealthy ninja socks. Now that George has stolen his only pair Stealth Badger gets his stealthy ninja abilities from his stealth Tea Pot.

Name: Gertrude Humperdinck the second

Role: Cow

Gertrude Humperdinck the second is a cow. She spends alot of her time consuming grass and talking to other cows.
She can some times be seen talking to ducks but only when George is arround as someone has to translate...

Name: Ducks

Role: Being ducks

These ducks live and breathe duck. They are the most duck like ducks that ever walked the planet.
They are usually brought in when ducks are needed but very rarely when cows are needed.

Name: Cheesecake

Role: being Delicious

This is a cheesecake, there is not much you can say about it really, apart from the fact that someone has taken a slice. Without asking I might add, it was most rude of them.
Although, admittedly it is the most delicious cheesecake you will ever eat.

Name: Fiona

Role: Hovering in mid air.

This is Fiona. Yes the picture is correct, she is fluorescent, and a lemming.
Most of the time she hovers around 30cm off the ground. Although sometimes she can get tired and has a rest
Oh, she is also invisible... It makes sense if you don’t think about it too much

Name: Fred

Role: Eating seed.

Fred the bird, is surprisingly, a bird.
At the moment, Fred spends most of this time standing around away from the camera, only once has he been able to steal George's lime light.
He is a Bird...

Name: Kieth

Role: Living on the moon, eating cheese.

Kieth, the man who lives on the moon, for some reason Kieth doesn’t like George, and will do anything to get rid of him.
But as he doesn’t have a space ship he has no choice but to wait for George to come to him.

Name: Super Duck

Role: World conquest.

George thought to himself about things he didn’t have, One of these things was in fact the earth. So be built the atomic powered super duck to aid him in his plans for world domination.

Name: Fish Car

Role: Moving fish really really fast

It was decided a long time ago that fish really didn’t move fast enough. Thus was invented the super speedy fish car. Designed for the sole purpose of moving fish from one place to another, really really fast.

Name: Clock

Role: Telling the time.

Time, What is this?
Well...
"The continuum of experience in which events pass from the future through the present to the past"
Aren’t you glad you asked?

Name: Leonard

Role: Fighting against suicide

If a lemming can restrain itself, can't you?
Leonard has joined forces with Fiona to fight against suicide.
Isn't he so cute and fluffy looking?